Texans open up their road to teh Superb Owl in Can Diego where we witness the long awaited return of Texans football and a superstud ILB BRAIN CRUSHING (you may know him as Brian Cushing) where he claims his first victim of the season... There will be blood...
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The team is stacked with studs at every level. DPOY JJ Watt and the Ninja on the Dline with Cush manning the middle and a now healthy JJo looking to return to 2011 shutdown form with the ever improved budding star CB Kareem of the crop Jackson on the opposite side. Oh, and some guy named Ed Reed will be there (sooner or later) too. Another man who also bears the last name Reed is worth mentioning as well. Brooks Reed is no slouch at outside linebacker and first round pick from the 2012 draft with arguably the best name in football Whitney MERCILUS is looking to have a breakout season a year after breaking the Texans rookie sack record.
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The offense ran by Coach Kubes is a fine tuned machine. Starting up front with 3 pro bowlers and arguably the best LT in football Duane Brown, pro bowl LG Wade Smith (oh who am i kidding, he didnt deserve that shit), and well deserving pro bowl center Chris Myers. At the skill positions the Texans are ran through the best poet in football and stud RB in Arian Foster, the Godfather of Houston and future Hall of Famer Andre Johnson whos coming off of a career year and a legit QB in Matt Schaub who is no stranger to putting up big numbers and looks to silence his critics this year with a Superb Owl ring. The others such as impressive rookie Deandre Hopkins, maybe the most underrated TE in football Owen Daniels, along with promising 2nd year receiver Deveir Posey and TE Garrett Graham round out the list of solid weapons Schaub will have to throw to this season.
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The special teams still sucks, Fire Marciano.
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Cue your comments of Tl;dr and/or voice your opinion/support of the team everyone will soon realize shall be tops of the AFC. Go Texans. :P
The team is stacked with studs at every level. DPOY JJ Watt and the Ninja on the Dline with Cush manning the middle and a now healthy JJo looking to return to 2011 shutdown form with the ever improved budding star CB Kareem of the crop Jackson on the opposite side. Oh, and some guy named Ed Reed will be there (sooner or later) too. Another man who also bears the last name Reed is worth mentioning as well. Brooks Reed is no slouch at outside linebacker and first round pick from the 2012 draft with arguably the best name in football Whitney MERCILUS is looking to have a breakout season a year after breaking the Texans rookie sack record.
The offense ran by Coach Kubes is a fine tuned machine. Starting up front with 3 pro bowlers and arguably the best LT in football Duane Brown, pro bowl LG Wade Smith (oh who am i kidding, he didnt deserve that shit), and well deserving pro bowl center Chris Myers. At the skill positions the Texans are ran through the best poet in football and stud RB in Arian Foster, the Godfather of Houston and future Hall of Famer Andre Johnson whos coming off of a career year and a legit QB in Matt Schaub who is no stranger to putting up big numbers and looks to silence his critics this year with a Superb Owl ring. The others such as impressive rookie Deandre Hopkins, maybe the most underrated TE in football Owen Daniels, along with promising 2nd year receiver Deveir Posey and TE Garrett Graham round out the list of solid weapons Schaub will have to throw to this season.
The special teams still sucks, Fire Marciano.
Cue your comments of Tl;dr and/or voice your opinion/support of the team everyone will soon realize shall be tops of the AFC. Go Texans. :P