Forget what Dana White says, Rockhold's bulge can't be real. Here's why.
1. If it is, he's in the wrong profession. In the picture Rockhold seems to be about 6-7 inches semi-erect (No way is he completely flaccid. If you don't believe me go see what Mandingo looks like flaccid.), using what we know re: penis size, we can guess that he's a 'grower' who adds about 2-3 inches once fully erect. A 10-11 inch penis is huge. Even the biggest pornstars aren't much more than 9.
One of the few exceptions is Mandingo (who's legit 10+). Fish-eye lenses, sickle cell, penis pumping and tiny female partners might have distorted perceptions, but Rockhold-type penises don't even exist in porn, what are the odds a mid-level fighter is packing one?
2. There's a huge market for large-penis porn. He'd make way more as a pornstar than a fighter. Lexington Steele probably makes more than 90% of UFC fighters. Rockhold would be even more popular. Being white, huge and good looking (very rare. see: Ron Jeremy, Dirty Harry, et al.) enables him to fill a huge niche. Are we meant to believe he's never even considered such an easy, and rewarding career?
3. Addendum: The only way I can see it being real is if he suffered from a illness which brought on priapisms, but this obviously is not the case, because it would have interfered with his fighting career, and priapisms do more to accentuate girth than length anyway (see: Shorty Mac).
Even medical anomalies don't have a shot at explaining this.
4. Perhaps the most damning. In his lengthy, storied 7 year career, Luke Rockhold has never been the recipient of a low blow.
Sorry to break so many hearts, but Luke Rockhold probably just put a sock or two down his briefs and is now sitting back, laughing at the uproar he's created.
Meant to put this is wasteland
1. If it is, he's in the wrong profession. In the picture Rockhold seems to be about 6-7 inches semi-erect (No way is he completely flaccid. If you don't believe me go see what Mandingo looks like flaccid.), using what we know re: penis size, we can guess that he's a 'grower' who adds about 2-3 inches once fully erect. A 10-11 inch penis is huge. Even the biggest pornstars aren't much more than 9.
One of the few exceptions is Mandingo (who's legit 10+). Fish-eye lenses, sickle cell, penis pumping and tiny female partners might have distorted perceptions, but Rockhold-type penises don't even exist in porn, what are the odds a mid-level fighter is packing one?
2. There's a huge market for large-penis porn. He'd make way more as a pornstar than a fighter. Lexington Steele probably makes more than 90% of UFC fighters. Rockhold would be even more popular. Being white, huge and good looking (very rare. see: Ron Jeremy, Dirty Harry, et al.) enables him to fill a huge niche. Are we meant to believe he's never even considered such an easy, and rewarding career?
3. Addendum: The only way I can see it being real is if he suffered from a illness which brought on priapisms, but this obviously is not the case, because it would have interfered with his fighting career, and priapisms do more to accentuate girth than length anyway (see: Shorty Mac).
Even medical anomalies don't have a shot at explaining this.
4. Perhaps the most damning. In his lengthy, storied 7 year career, Luke Rockhold has never been the recipient of a low blow.
Sorry to break so many hearts, but Luke Rockhold probably just put a sock or two down his briefs and is now sitting back, laughing at the uproar he's created.
Meant to put this is wasteland