And not like that.
Was with my g/f since january and i broke up with her. We didnt live together but Im the one that got her into this sport. You don't know how many hours I spent educating this girl on UFC bro. You know I thought she was the one with how turned on she got by all the MMA knowledge I would drop on her.
I thought she was learning, I told her all about Royce Gracie, and how he won the first UFC tournament ever. I told her how his name was spelled with an R, but it is pronounced with an H. She said it didn't make any sense and that that was stupid and she hates anyone that pronounces it that way. I told her it was disrespectful to pronounce Royce's name with an R, and with how big of a fan I was of a legend like Royce, and the sport in general, that it disrespected me as well and I asked her not to do that anymore.
Anyway we argued about that shit all night until we finally fell asleep. She woke up the next day horny and i woke up pissed off with a boner because of the stupid shit she was on the night before, so we ended up having make up sex and I thought everything was all cool you know, I got laid I'm chilling with my hands behind my head I'm feelin good.
But then this bitch had the audacity to rest her chin on my chest, and tell me she was sorry and didnt ever want to fight like that again. Smiled and then with the most funky ass morning breath ever said "HHHoyce Gracie". Like she was trying to have some intimate moment with me just because we had sex or something wtf. Her finally saying it right meant nothing to me at that point.
Bro I about vomited her breath smelt like straight dog shit. She hung the H like a mofo on that shit and I swear for a split second my face straight looked like Meisha Tates. Told her don't ever pronounce his name like that again. Then told her she had to leave. I couldn't deal with that shit bro there's no way I'm waking up to that every morning. I had to break up with her on Facebook lmao cuz I knew if I heard her talk on the phone my nose was going to start having flashbacks of halitosis.
But yeah never teaching another girl to pronounce their R's as H's ever again I'm sorry idc how many brazilians it offends to say Royce's name without an H, you don't know how bad someone's breath smells until you have them say Royce's name like that. Never again
Was with my g/f since january and i broke up with her. We didnt live together but Im the one that got her into this sport. You don't know how many hours I spent educating this girl on UFC bro. You know I thought she was the one with how turned on she got by all the MMA knowledge I would drop on her.
I thought she was learning, I told her all about Royce Gracie, and how he won the first UFC tournament ever. I told her how his name was spelled with an R, but it is pronounced with an H. She said it didn't make any sense and that that was stupid and she hates anyone that pronounces it that way. I told her it was disrespectful to pronounce Royce's name with an R, and with how big of a fan I was of a legend like Royce, and the sport in general, that it disrespected me as well and I asked her not to do that anymore.
Anyway we argued about that shit all night until we finally fell asleep. She woke up the next day horny and i woke up pissed off with a boner because of the stupid shit she was on the night before, so we ended up having make up sex and I thought everything was all cool you know, I got laid I'm chilling with my hands behind my head I'm feelin good.
But then this bitch had the audacity to rest her chin on my chest, and tell me she was sorry and didnt ever want to fight like that again. Smiled and then with the most funky ass morning breath ever said "HHHoyce Gracie". Like she was trying to have some intimate moment with me just because we had sex or something wtf. Her finally saying it right meant nothing to me at that point.
Bro I about vomited her breath smelt like straight dog shit. She hung the H like a mofo on that shit and I swear for a split second my face straight looked like Meisha Tates. Told her don't ever pronounce his name like that again. Then told her she had to leave. I couldn't deal with that shit bro there's no way I'm waking up to that every morning. I had to break up with her on Facebook lmao cuz I knew if I heard her talk on the phone my nose was going to start having flashbacks of halitosis.
But yeah never teaching another girl to pronounce their R's as H's ever again I'm sorry idc how many brazilians it offends to say Royce's name without an H, you don't know how bad someone's breath smells until you have them say Royce's name like that. Never again